yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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