theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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