HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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