hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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