Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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