he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you inspire me to be a worse person
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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