wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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