"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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