Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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