OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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