It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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