They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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