My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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