who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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