Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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