Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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