awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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