You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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