this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
