ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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