my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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