I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
nutella sex= disaster
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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