Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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