He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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