oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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