No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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