Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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