guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
we made out on top of his cat.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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