Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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