I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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