He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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