Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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