New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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