It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
whose parrot is this?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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