OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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