come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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