I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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