just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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