You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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