The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just blew my weed a kiss
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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