Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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