sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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