Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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