do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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