He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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