I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm just crazy horny about you
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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