Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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