i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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