Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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