I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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