we were pretty classy up until the second keg
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
