Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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