she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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